The Cell Phone Darwin Awards

We’re announcing the Cell Phone Darwin Awards. Read ’em and get ready to squirm!

1. Falling into the fireplace

2. Dropped from the top of a wind turbine: “Dropped from the top of a wind turbine!! 200 feet to its death!!”

3. Falling into a urinal: “Talking on cell, while standing @ urinal. With one hand busy the other messing with phone, I dropped cell into urinal!”

4. Run over by a lawnmower

5. Eaten by the pooch:  “My dog ate my cell phone and my daughters entire throw blanket… Then pooped it out in cheetah print strips a week later.”